I love my husband...

[dreamflower]

but I think the sooner we're able to be together again, the better.

He told me of an amazing discovery he made. Seems he wanted cheese toast for breakfast. So he lay the toaster on it's side, and--yes, yes, he did (go ahead, laugh!)--he put the bread and cheese in the toaster. I kid you not, LOL! He said it seemed like a good idea at the time, but when the smoke started to come out, he pulled the plug... *facepalm*

Comments

[voontah.livejournal.com]

At least he didn't use a fork to try to pull it out. Here's to getting the two of you safely in one place!

[claudia603.livejournal.com]

That sounds exactly like my husband! :D (I marvel that he still lives)

[lil-banik-slave.livejournal.com]

*ROTFLMAO*

Awe bless him

[mews1945.livejournal.com]

Oh, my dear. I'm sorry, but I laughed when I read this. It should be put on an episode of SNL or something.

[obeliamedusa.livejournal.com]

Hmm... perhaps he needs a toaster oven for Christmas? ;P

[mumstheword54.livejournal.com]

umm ...

[topaztook.livejournal.com]

Yes, you need to be together. For the appliances' sake. Imagine what he could do to the microwave.

[gamgeefest.livejournal.com]

You better get up there to him quick before he hurts himself! lol

While he has this valuable lesson in mind, you might want to also tell him to never put buttered bread in the toaster. ;)

[elasg.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! Oh, goodness! Good thing they have us to look out for them, eh? Eeep!

[ansostuff.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. Sounds like you have to go save him soon. I'm so glad to hear from you dear! I was worried when I didn't see any posts and the last I saw was from Dana posting in your journal. 'Puter still misbehaving or are you just swamped with stuff? When will you move, have you sold the house, how is things going.... ?

(((((((hugs)))))))

[surgicalsteel.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[elanor1013.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Men.

*still snickering*

[melilot-hill.livejournal.com]

It is indeed safer to be together again soon LOL

[lilybaggins.livejournal.com]

Oh dear... but did the sandwich still taste good?