He ought to be in stand-up

[dreamflower]

After church today, the DH and I drove into Stillwater for lunch, and a visit to the library there. On the way, we were listening to the LotR soundtrack, and it got to the part just after Gandalf's fall in Moria.

Me: Poor Gandalf!
DH: Why do you say that?
Me: Well, he was falling into the abyss.
(short beat)
DH: Well, at least he was falling for a hottie!

After I stopped laughing, I suddenly wondered if anyone had ever written any Gandalf/Balrog. *facepalm* Y'all have totally corrupted me, LOL!

I didn't mention that to him.

Comments

[addie71.livejournal.com]

LOL! Oh that's too funny! Thanks for sharing that. (And I think somewhere, sometime I have read G/B)!

[dreamflower]

He's always got a good line! My favorite was during our first viewing of the RotK EE, after the skull avalanche, when Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli were being all depressed about not getting the Dead to help them, and then the Dead King showed up to say "We fight".

The DH turned to me without hesistation, and said "He had to take a head count first."

(Oh gosh! I don't think I'd dare to actually *read* it--it might set my brain on fire. But I think that there's probably no pairing you could imagine that *SOMEONE SOMEWHERE* hasn't written!)

[claudia603.livejournal.com]

LOL! Somewhere somehow someone has written Gandalf/Balrog. (Thankfully it wasn't me, lol! :D)

[dreamflower]

And you call yourself an interspecies fan! ;-)

I bet you'd be interested in Balrog/Frodo!

[claudia603.livejournal.com]

!!!! :D

omg, you may start something very wicked and tricksy in me...:D

[addie71.livejournal.com]

ROTFL! I think I'm in love with the DH!

[dreamflower]

Who,ME? *snerk*

[dreamflower]

He's got a wicked sense of humor!

[illyria-novia.livejournal.com]

LOL. Nah, I don't think Gandalf will fall for the Balrog, regardless of how much of a hottie he is. A single dip in water, and he gets slimy. :D

[ansostuff.livejournal.com]

LOL! That's just funny.

[surgicalsteel.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnorts* I have a feeling someone has. If they've written Merry/Barrow-wight and Gandalf/Sam, someone, and Legolas as a girl? Someone out there has written it.

[shirebound]

LOL! And the first thing *I* thought of with your dh's comment was that he meant Frodo!

[mumstheword54.livejournal.com]

ROFLOL!

[lbilover.livejournal.com]

LOL! I bet someone has written Gandalf/Balrog (although it's a scary thought...)

[dreamflower]

*snerk!* Besides, I'm sure that Gandalf's not into whips...

[dreamflower]

He is hilarious sometimes!

[dreamflower]

Oh, I'm sure--but I don't think I want to *actually* encounter it! It goes some to say how much hanging around in fandom has affected me that it even crossed my mind! LOL!

[dreamflower]

LOLOL! With you, Frodo *always* comes into it somewhere!

[dreamflower]

Yep. That's my sweetie!

[dreamflower]

Very scary indeed. Actually, Gandalf/anybody is kind of scary. As for Balrogs, we don't even know for sure if they have wings...

[the-arc5.livejournal.com]

I can't decide if I should laugh or twitch. Maybe both, at the same time. You know, according to the Very Secret Diaries, Gandalf and the Balrog had that disasterous date back in the First Age...

[rhapsody11.livejournal.com]

*grin*

[lilybaggins.livejournal.com]

*giggles*