Okay, someone's got a little too much time on their hands...

[dreamflower]

Because, really, who should need a tutorial on this: http://howtowipeyourbutt.com/ ?

BTW-- that's not how *I* do it, and I have done all right so far.

Comments

[ansostuff.livejournal.com]

LOL! I shal print this and hang on the bathroom wall in plain sight in case I forget. :P

Hehe.

[the-mad-hobbit.livejournal.com]

You got that right. And if you need this, you have deeper problems. LOL

Hugs,
Rach

[claudia603.livejournal.com]

ROTFL!!! Wow, I'm kind of appalled that anyone would need this tutorial! :D

[telperion1.livejournal.com]

The bit that totally cracked me up was the reminder to flush the toilet. O.o What motivated that particular line? Is there a rash of forgetful post-defecators that I have been missing out on?