For auntiemeesh

[dreamflower]

...who requested the thoughts of Fatty or Rosie during the occupation of the Shire (I chose Fatty):

They look at me expectantly. Somehow, I am not sure how, I have become their leader, and they are sure I know what I am doing. They call me brave and fearless, who never saw me running, terrified from Crickhollow. They praise me for standing up to Lotho, when all I am seeking is revenge--revenge for my poor sweet Folco, who never really ever hurt anyone. They praise my clever plan as we ready ourselves to raid Lotho’s leaf shipment. We go over the details one last time.

It will be a miracle if I don’t get us all killed.