B2mem fic: The Portrait by Dreamflower

B2MeM Challenge: Art Supplies: N-41, "Easel"; Food: N-41, "Tarts"
Format: Tribble (tripple drabble, 300 words)
Title:The Portrait
Genre: Character Study
Rating: G
Warnings: N /A
Characters: Bilbo, Frodo, Calla Brandybuck (OFC)
Pairings: N/A
Author's Notes: Calla Brandybuck is one of my OCs, and has appeared in a few stories, most notably "Cousin Calla". She is one of Frodo's Brandybuck cousins, and he took art lessons from her during the time he lived in Brandy Hall. Dahlia, who is briefly mentioned, is another OFC, Merry's nursemaid.
Summary: Cousin Calla is painting a very special portrait.

The Portrait

B2mem fic: The Portrait by Dreamflower

B2MeM Challenge: Art Supplies: N-41, "Easel"; Food: N-41, "Tarts"
Format: Tribble (tripple drabble, 300 words)
Title:The Portrait
Genre: Character Study
Rating: G
Warnings: N /A
Characters: Bilbo, Frodo, Calla Brandybuck (OFC)
Pairings: N/A
Author's Notes: Calla Brandybuck is one of my OCs, and has appeared in a few stories, most notably "Cousin Calla". She is one of Frodo's Brandybuck cousins, and he took art lessons from her during the time he lived in Brandy Hall. Dahlia, who is briefly mentioned, is another OFC, Merry's nursemaid.
Summary: Cousin Calla is painting a very special portrait.

The Portrait

Too Funny Not to Share...

One of the comments from yesterday's posting at "Mark Reads"...

by stormwreath
EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES POLICY

Mordor is an equal opportunity employer.

The Dark Lord recognises that it is essential to provide equal opportunities for murder, rape, pillage, torture and enslavement to all persons without discrimination. This policy sets out Mordor's position on equal opportunity in all aspects of world domination, including recruitment and promotion, giving guidance and encouragement to enslaved minions at all levels to act unfairly and cause equal discrimination on the grounds of sex, race, species, marital status, disability, age or sexual orientation. Please note that as an Embodied God of Evil the Dark Lord is exempt from the prohibition on religious discrimination laid down in the Equality Act, and all employees of Mordor are required to worship him.

Too Funny Not to Share...

One of the comments from yesterday's posting at "Mark Reads"...

by stormwreath
EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES POLICY

Mordor is an equal opportunity employer.

The Dark Lord recognises that it is essential to provide equal opportunities for murder, rape, pillage, torture and enslavement to all persons without discrimination. This policy sets out Mordor's position on equal opportunity in all aspects of world domination, including recruitment and promotion, giving guidance and encouragement to enslaved minions at all levels to act unfairly and cause equal discrimination on the grounds of sex, race, species, marital status, disability, age or sexual orientation. Please note that as an Embodied God of Evil the Dark Lord is exempt from the prohibition on religious discrimination laid down in the Equality Act, and all employees of Mordor are required to worship him.

Two more B2Mem fics

B2MeM Challenge: Crossover 1: N-41, "with mythology"
Format: Fable
Title: Why Hobbits Don't Like Heights
Genre: Crossover, Myth
Rating: G
Warnings: N /A
Characters: OCs
Pairings: N/A
Author's Notes: This is a hobbitified version of the myth of Icarus, with a somewhat happier ending…
Summary: Why hobbits don't like heights…

Why Hobbits Don't Like Heights

And I have decided to do any "Canon Couple" prompts as dribbles...

B2MeM Challenge: Canon Couples: N-41, Thingol/Melian
Format: Dribble
Title: While Long Years Were Measured by the Wheeling Stars Above
Genre: Romance
Rating: G
Warnings: N /A
Characters: Elu Thingol, Melian
Pairings: Thingol/Melian
Summary: That famous encounter in Nan Elmoth.

While Long Years Were Measured by the Wheeling Stars Above

Two more B2Mem fics

B2MeM Challenge: Crossover 1: N-41, "with mythology"
Format: Fable
Title: Why Hobbits Don't Like Heights
Genre: Crossover, Myth
Rating: G
Warnings: N /A
Characters: OCs
Pairings: N/A
Author's Notes: This is a hobbitified version of the myth of Icarus, with a somewhat happier ending…
Summary: Why hobbits don't like heights…

Why Hobbits Don't Like Heights

And I have decided to do any "Canon Couple" prompts as dribbles...

B2MeM Challenge: Canon Couples: N-41, Thingol/Melian
Format: Dribble
Title: While Long Years Were Measured by the Wheeling Stars Above
Genre: Romance
Rating: G
Warnings: N /A
Characters: Elu Thingol, Melian
Pairings: Thingol/Melian
Summary: That famous encounter in Nan Elmoth.

While Long Years Were Measured by the Wheeling Stars Above