Read LOTR aloud: "Flight to the Ford"

[dreamflower]

Here is my entry for read_lotr_aloud



Read along behind the cut:


They all laughed. Frodo felt his spirits reviving: the reminder of Bilbo's first successful adventure was heartening. The sun, too, was warm and comforting, and the mist before his eyes seemed to be lifting a little. They rested for some time in the glade, and took their mid-day meal right under the shadow of the trolls' large legs.

'Won't somebody give us a bit of a song, while the sun is high?' said Merry, when they had finished. 'We haven't had a song or a tale for days.'

'Not since Weathertop,' said Frodo. The others looked at him.
'Don't worry about me!' he added. 'I feel much better, but I don't think I could sing. Perhaps Sam could dig something out of his memory.'

'Come on, Sam!' said Merry. 'There's more stored in your head than you let on about.'

'I don't know about that,' said Sam. 'But how would this suit? It ain't what I call proper poetry, if you understand me: just a bit of nonsense. But these old images here brought it to my mind.' Standing up, with his hands behind his back, as if he was at school, he began to sing to an old tune.

Troll sat alone on his seat of stone,
And munched and mumbled a bare old bone;
For many a year he had gnawed it near,
For meat was hard to come by.
Done by! Gum by!
In a case in the hills he dwelt alone,
And meat was hard to come by.

Up came Tom with his big boots on.
Said he to Troll: 'Pray, what is yon?
For it looks like the shin o' my nuncle Tim,
As should be a-lyin' in graveyard.
Caveyard! Paveyard!
This many a year has Tim been gone,
And I thought he were lyin' in graveyard.'

'My lad,' said Troll, 'this bone I stole.
But what be bones that lie in a hole?
Thy nuncle was dead as a lump o' lead,
Afore I found his shinbone.
Tinbone! Thinbone!
He can spare a share for a poor old troll,
For he don't need his shinbone.'

Said Tom: 'I don't see why the likes o' thee
Without axin' leave should go makin' free
With the shank or the shin o' my father's kin;
So hand the old bone over!
Rover! Trover!
Though dead he be, it belongs to he;
So hand the old bone over!'

'For a couple o' pins,' says Troll, and grins,
'I'll eat thee too, and gnaw thy shins.
A bit o' fresh meal will go down sweet!
I'll try my teeth on thee now.
Hee now! See now!
I'm tired o' gnawing old bones and skins;
I've a mind to dine on thee now.'

But just as he thought his dinner was caught,
He found his hands had hold of naught.
Before he could mind, Tom slipped behind
And gave him the boot to larn him!
A bump o' the boot on the seat Tom thought
Would be the way to larn him!

But harder than stone is the flesh and bone
Of a troll that sits in the hills alone.
As well set your boot to the mountain's root
For the seat of a troll don't feel it.
Peel it! Heal it!
Old Troll laughed, when he heard Tom groan,
And he knew his toes could feel it.

Tom's leg is game since home he came
and his bootless foot is lasting lame;
But Troll don't care, and he's still there
With the bone he boned from it's owner.
Doner! Boner!
Troll's old seat is still the same,
And the bone he boned from it's owner!

(Reader's Note: The tune I used was an old folksong, "The Fox Went Out on a Chilly Night", a tune Sam's song is sometimes sung to, according to Ellen Kushner on Sound & Spirit-- the link to that appears to not be working right now. *sigh*)

Comments

[addie71.livejournal.com]

I like the tune you picked for this, it fit very well!

[dreamflower]

Well, it was not originally my idea, but I love it that it fits so well! I wish the Sound & Spirit site was still up (I hope that's temporary and not permanent), so you could hear about it there. I've also found out that JRRT himself used the tune when he did some recordings-- so it clearly has provenance.

[shirebound]

Oh, good for you! Well done, you're so brave to tackle one of the songs. This was delightful.

Dear Frodo. Dear Sam. ♥ them.

[baranduin.livejournal.com]

Oh that was fun! I even sang along with you once I listened to the first couple of verses. It's very odd ... but while I've never been fond of reading this particular lyric I've always loved hearing it sun, whether by Tolkien or the Tolkien Ensemble and now you. Good job as always :-)

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

That was just perfect! You sang that very well. I shouldn't be surprised though after all your very musical fictions! Very impressive indeed!

[periantari.livejournal.com]

awesome reading, Dreamflower! =)

[frodosweetstuff.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, well sung!!!!! Thank you for this! You really have a great talent for this! :)))

[http://users.livejournal.com/tweedle_/]

That was a wonderfully joyful reading and what a fantastic rendition of Sam's song! Go you! :D

[lbilover.livejournal.com]

*applauds* Oh, that was so great, Dreamflower! You had such fun with this, and after all the misery and fear the hobbits had been through, delightful for them to have such a moment of light-heartedness.

Thank you so much for braving Poetry! :) And my apologies for the very tardy fb.

[belleferret.livejournal.com]

Oh bravo!!! *applauds wildly*

Hee now! See now!
LOL the tune went perfectly, and you sang with so much enthusiasm!