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make a filk.

Forgive me.

The Heat Goes On

The heat goes on, the heat goes on
The sun keeps pounding, pounding on my brain
La dee da dee dee, la dee da dee da

It's one-hundred ten out in the shade, uh huh
(Or forty-three point three in centigrade), uh huh
Can't mow the grass 'cause it's all dead, uh huh
I'd rather shovel snow instead, uh huh

The heat goes on, the heat goes on
La dee da dee dee, la dee da dee da

The grocery stores are out of ice, uh huh
And air conditioning's mighty nice, uh huh
They'll need extra postage to send the electric bill,
If the sun doesn't get you the utility companies will.

The heat goes on, the heat goes on
La dee da dee dee, la dee da dee da

Grandpas sit in chairs and reminisce
About the last time it was hot as this.
The sun keeps getting hotter all the time
It's too hot to think of another rhyme…

The heat goes on, the heat goes on
The sun keeps pounding, pounding on my brain
La dee da dee dee, la dee da dee da

(Come to think of it, the lyrics are no lamer than the original...)

Date: 2011-08-03 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cairistiona7.livejournal.com
LOL! Better to laugh than cry, after all.

Can't mow the grass 'cause it's all dead, uh huh

And yet the weeds are growing just fine and making said lawn look derelict. I never can quite understand that... and obviously, we don't have a true lawn with only lush swaths of golf-course-worthy turf. We just mow the weeds. Hey, from a distance, it's all green, right?? Well, now it's not, but some of it is... you know, the tall, tufty, straggly stuff that gives our house that certain "on the brink of foreclosure" look that's so trendy right now.

*thinks of snow and cool fall breezes and...* Never mind, it's not working. :P

Date: 2011-08-03 01:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ansostuff.livejournal.com
*fans you*

Date: 2011-08-03 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellynn-ithilwen.livejournal.com
*lol* You're a genious! :)))

Date: 2011-08-03 01:52 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ramblin_rosie
And the funny thing is, I can actually hear Sonny and Cher's voices singing this.... :D

Date: 2011-08-03 02:34 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] lbilover.livejournal.com
LOL!! It's better to make a humorous song than cry. And my deepest sympathies- that is one awful heat wave you're enduring.

Date: 2011-08-03 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elasg.livejournal.com
Oh, dear... That's perfect! It's been a bad summer in PA too. We've got a little bit of a reprieve today, but it's been beastly most of time. I'll remember this next time I go grousing about it. ;)

Date: 2011-08-03 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elasg.livejournal.com
ROTFLMAO! Well, I have to agree there's nothing but a lot of hot air there, but I kind of doubt it's going to stop any time soon. Let's hope the weather isn't dependent on it!

Date: 2011-08-03 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] pearltook1
*APPLAUSE*

Adorable! And so true. You're hubby is right about the heat wave originating in Washington DC! There was a Rocky & Bullwinkle episode where they were in a plane that was losing altitude and Rocky got it to rise again by reading the Congressional Record out loud. LOL!

Date: 2011-08-03 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mews1945.livejournal.com
That's wonderful! Can't do anything about the heat, or an earworm, might as well use it to make us smile, right? And it did.

Date: 2011-08-03 07:01 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] shirebound
Grandpas sit in chairs and reminisce
About the last time it was hot as this.


That's pretty darn hot! Poor baby.

*hums along*

Date: 2011-08-04 07:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lindahoyland.livejournal.com
Brilliant! I just hate hot weather. Over 70 is too hot for me!

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