This is just too funny

[dreamflower]

After the storm, our Barony has been inundated with donations. Now a good many of those have already proven useful--food, clothing, cleaning supplies, gift cards, etc. for those members in greatest need. But a number of donations are of the sort that cannot be used until the people for whom they are intended actually have a home to put them in--furniture, kitchen supplies, etc. So a storage facility was located, to hold them until people can make use of them.

The following report was put on our group mailing list:

From the S.H.I.T. Magnate..

I would like to thank everyone for the S.H.I.T. that has been donated. Attached to this email is a list of the S.H.I.T. that has been collected and I think everyone can agree it is a big S.H.I.T. pile. Literally, I.'s storage place is full of S.H.I.T. If you want to give me S.H.I.T. or know of someone who want's to give me S.H.I.T., direct them my way. If you want some S.H.I.T., please get with me and we can make arrangements for me to give you S.H.I.T. The response to this project has been wonderful..sort of like a S.H.I.T. storm really.

Again, thanks and let the S.H.I.T. keep on coming!

"Seleone Home for Indigent Things" Magnate
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I thought this hilarious, but of course all this really great S.H.I.T. is very much appreciated, and will soon be made use of.